electropylon

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

simon and garfunkel should have been monks at a monastery recently devastated by plague in rural france in the early 15th century

"I literally don't care. I just wanna live." like really unlocked something in me. About house centipedes, about bugs, about me.

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage