One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

me as a sumerian guy everyone hates: this is all just one big carving. like none of this is real, we just are in a relief carving

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

americans are always saying shit like garbage disposal and i-95

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

its so much and its dishonest work