a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

New trend gift a history book to any western person who self-proclaims themselves as a “communist” without having spoken to anyone from a communist/post-communist country, thinking communism means being handed a house, universal basic income, equal opportunities and rainbows everywhere.

its because you're always interviewing that damn vampire !!

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

rule 1 of rpf have fun it's all fun and games rule 2 ignore rule 1 it's all real and true rule 3 ignore rules 1&2 just do cognitive dissonance rule 4 be better than the larries but if you have the ability to hack into airport security cameras well what better use is there than for rpf

to be alive i need an obsession

do not unfollow me. one day i will be your 30 year old mutual