very sincerely yours

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

why is embarrassing children so funny to adults Stop this or i’ll kill myself in front of you

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

Happy pride month to him

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

men will really be like i don’t give a shit about you but i’m never leaving you alone

a perfect allegory for the contradictory nature of our inner worlds, always conflicted, born and taught to be soulless, to feel nothing, but we still feel it all, deeply

Girl whatever

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

The part of tumblr thats just fandoms for the monkees and csny and M*A*S*H*.... it's like we have our own old folks home

june is going to kiss you. Mwah