babygirl i am soooooo sogood at crushing nuts and seeds with my thick beak

im distributing centrist zines

coworkers love to do shit like going to charlie puth concerts

just remembered my coworkers were telling me about how this went and they said he brought out jimmy fallon art garfunkel and busta rhymes ???

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

noooo my work wants me to fly to their office across the country on fucking SUNDAY why can’t they give me actual notice why is it always like 2 fucking days is it a fucking power trip or something or are they really that disorganized

I feel like I genuinely go through some sort of severance shit with work lol like I have to dissociate so hard to cope with this stupid job and it’s lowk ruining other facets of my life. unsurprisingly I suppose when I’m literally consciously thinking Ok how can I unperson myself so this is less painful. Like genuinely i’m like Ok let’s think happy thoughts, pretend you are literally an empty vessel with no thoughts or desires, you’re a bottle in the sea just bobbing along wherever the current takes you, everything’s fine see? and then I get home and I’m basically non functional until like Sunday. and then it happens all over again