Life is perfect

where does this need to overshare come from…. why am I like this…. why can’t I be mysterious

HSHDJDJ

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

THIS IS LITERALLY UNHhhh

@mifengdianying

Who masturbates for pleasure anymore? We out here masturbating to sleep.

I felt this resonate in my CORE honey!!!!

Yikes…. that one hurt

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

What a unique dog

At first I thought it was going to be, like, a car but when it was actually a bus it made this video even better!

the most wholesome content

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

dogs deserve to live forever

And humans don’t?

absolutely not

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude