[mysterious music]

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

Or as I've always liked to put it, "No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free rein to peek in through people’s windows."

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

idk how to explain it but im never truly comfortable with the way people insinuate that all older folks are inherently bigoted. it always feels like it kind of hand-waves away personal responsibility like ohhhh grandpa cant help homophobic, hes old. well ive met plenty of older folks who are normal about gay people. i think grandpa could be better. i think we should hold grandpa to higher standards.

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

@evilwizard

don’t involve me in this…

i said "laundry sauce" instead of detergent once and my parents have not stopped saying it since

they should normalize saying "I'm thinking of you fondly but don't have much to say and frankly I don't even really want to talk rn but you have appeared in my thoughts and it's nice"

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

467 days have passed in the last week. Many don’t know this

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for