Nameless Dreamworld

they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

The voice in your head can’t change volume, so you can’t annoy mindreaders by yelling.

Why would I want to annoy them? I’m just out here providing them a free radio station

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

ALL OF THESE

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive