Noah Kahan
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Fai_Ryy
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Game of Thrones Daily
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bliss lane

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
sheepfilms
Show & Tell
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posts i think about: thursday edition
Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with
Zillow house listings
>go right
>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)
>âŚgo back to the right
Go left
Go forward
Go right ->
Open the door! :3c
I wanna see whatâs inside!
Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!
really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species
hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?
hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I â¤ď¸ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

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cake is such an underappreciated band. i canât believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40
iâm just saying cakeâs music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasnât for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didnât always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasnât ready for them
The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
this is my favorite custom discord emoji I've ever made. perfect for after a long day at the long day factory.
stop deactivating
i thought we all agreed we were here forever

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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they werenât really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)
anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.
i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? whatâd you get? so i showed her, and i was like, âIâm not sure why itâs a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.â
and my mom, who was some form of ministerâs wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks iâm joking.
âWhat?â i say.
ââŚitâs a cock and a pussy, Jules,â she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.
I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.
oh no is this what weâre doing now
âŚrelicâŚ
*crumbles and blows away on the wind*
âGhosts are realâ I can see how you could believe that
âGhosts arenât realâ itâs very fair and rational that you believe that
âGhosts arenât real anymoreâ Iâm about to hear a poem or very sad story
âGhosts arenât real yetâ the fuck are you going to do
chained up to a radiator in some guys basement and he didnât even turn it on. fucking assholeeee
Do you like need help or
ya if u could turn the radiator on thatâd be swell
Resisting the urge to Um Actually this dragon novel because it has the dragon eggs be like three or four feet wide but there is simply a limit to how large hard-shelled terrestrial eggs can be. No matter how large the animal is, the embryo needs oxygen, and oxygen needs surface area. The larger an object is, the lower its surface area relative to volume, and the less oxygen the embryo can receive. We think of large animals as having porportionately large young because mammalian pregnancy has the unique benefit of allowing for the size of the young to scale with the adult because their oxygen is provided directly through the placenta, and almost all the megafauna remaining on Earth are mammals. But this is not the case for species which lay eggs! For fuck's sake even the sauropods hatched out of eggs barely larger than basketballs! Your hatchling dragon would be impressively enormous if it were the size of a house cat. Stop trying to make me believe that this (ROUND!) dragon egg somehow supplied enough oxygen to develop an infant the size of a large dog or even bigger. If it were possible the dinosaurs woulda been doing it!!!!
I love you /lh. Experts going off on their particular fascinating cool topics and adding unexpected context to things we take for granted is like my favorite thing this was delightful. Talk to me more about eggs and geometry and biology all you want :D
Amazing concept
hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
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i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding âyessireeâ is vital to it imo
i had to transcribe it
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called âdaylight savings timeâ youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear itâs only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
yeah sure i'll reblog that