Lead Feathers

forgive me father for i have not locked in

Minnesota is so dope

i dont have an angel and devil on my shoulder there's just a protestant telling me to work harder and a white buddhist who probably misunderstood buddhism telling me to stop wanting anything

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

Ötzi the icemans' murderer could still be out there. We just don't know.

the swordfish does not know she is named for an instrument of war. we do not know her heart. perhaps she is in truth a creature of peace

arn't swordfish literally predatory fish?

we just can't know that for certain. we don't know

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor