I imagine being friends with Ming Fan is like singing the male part of the cigarette duet by Princess Chelsea at a brick wall except you replace the message of “stop smoking, you’re addicted” with “stop letting your inferiority complex, immense guilt over bullying and neglected kid issues make you try to kill yourself ‘fixing’ it, you’re addicted”
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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
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Bingyuan would NOT have kids. Shen Yuan does not want to be responsible for or constantly worried about children nor want to have to make that his whole life. Binghe would a) be on board with whatever SY wants but also b) not really be able to recon kids with his baggage, he’d be worried that he would be a shit father, that he wouldn’t know how to care for his kids, wouldn’t want to bring them into such a harsh world that he had to fight so hard to survive in.
Moshang Would have kids. SQH loves his little troublemaking disciples and they Both want Mobei Jun to get that small man pregnant So Bad.
SY: And you wanna know the thing that kills me the most?! Your writing had so much story potential— you clearly show you can world build well, and your characterization of Bingge was fascinating. Even your prose was similar to ‘Dawn of the Red Mountain’, which won awards!! Clearly you know how to write well, but you’re such a fucking coward you never commit!!!!
SQH: Wait you read ‘Dawn of the Red Mountain’? As in critically acclaimed novel ‘Dawn of the Red Mountain’? By author Xiang Fei?
SY: Yes, though you clearly didn’t or you would know how to write male leads with complex relationships to papapa and strong platonic relationships.
SQH: BITCH IM XIANG FEI. PUT THAT UP YOUR ASS AND BOUNCE, YOU’RE DICK RIDING FOR ME!!!
I can't I really can't because is so far from done and now Binghe and Shen Yuan want to make a big fuss and have extra scenes and aaaaaaaaa
But what I can do is give a little snippet :D
Because makes me feel like I did something and Airplane deserves more love and coffee
Here u go~
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Sometimes, while Airplane was butchering his story for money, desperate for the next paycheck, he would stare at the wall in front of him, all the notes of the first version that he had penned down throughout the years. It was bittersweet actually, to write and write and write while his posts its and drawings of what it could have been stared at him from his wall, glaring at him from their makeshift pedestal of what ifs.
Yeah, it sucked. But a beautiful book wouldn't warm his belly or keep him from being thrown out of his apartment, so he didn't hesitate to pick up the knife and carve out the meat of his universe, hollowing his characters in name of the next bowl of noodles.
The one thing, however, that he allowed himself to be proud of was the speed at which he handled his updates, feeding his fans with at least ten thousand words per chapter. It might have lacked substance, or most of the time, plot, but he could type and type fast!
And now, like everything else in his past life, his reason for pride and joy came back to bite him in the ass.
Because why did this word document have an infinite symbol for the number of pages???
“Urgh Cucumber can't find out about this, never,” he grumbled as he scrolled down as fast as he could. It felt like hours but he still was reading about the OG Shen Jiu being an asshole to Binghe!
Ok, time to give up.
“System?”
The little glowing box appeared next to him in a sparkling gold color, so very different from the old dull green that made Airplane squint his eyes at it. He had had no other choice but to accept the upgrade, even though he didn’t trust it one bit. Especially because, uh.
As soon as he had woken up from whatever the update was, his System was… How could he explain it without sounding ungrateful or insane??! But there was no other way to put it, his System was just-
【Greetings, Creator! How can this System be of service? ( ・∀・)】
Too nice.
“Uh. Yea. Hi hello listen, is there a way for me to go to the end of the file without eternally scrolling?”
The little box swirled and in a blink it showed all the commands Airplane could use to speed up his progress. Like it was that easy to be helpful and polite instead of showing him a wall of warnings and cryptic messages that lead to nowhere.
See?? Suspicious!!
He tried a few commands, searching for things they might have discussed during, uh, Linguang-jun's... Negotiation, but after a few minutes of loading screen after loading screen showing up, the System pinged one more time.
【Warning! Warning! Warning! This System has to warn the Creator, jumping immediately to the end might send The Terminal to a Blue Screen of Death! (O_O;)】
Great. Amazing. Perfect.
“Which part is the closest I can get without overloading the processes? Or I don't know- another way to go through this instead of reading?”
The System swirled again, the loading symbol spinning with a good amount of freezing from time to time. He's about to ask the System to cancel the command when the entire room shifts to a white room with his desk in the middle of it, the wall in front of his laptop turning into the biggest screen he had ever seen. Displayed on it, all his files, the amount of documents almost as uncountable as the pages in his book.
“Okay, okay, I can work with this,” and back to scrolling he went. It wasn’t the best solution with the little bar on the right so compressed it seemed to be a line, but it was better than glaring at a wall of text with no end. He had to make pauses from time to time, checking the chapters names or their lack of, rubbing both hands all over his face, knocking his glasses off his nose and- holy shit he had glasses again oh fucking hell-
What was he even doing? He had no time for this, he had to find Mobei-jun, shit he had to find Cucumber-bro and his asshole of a husband that Airplane was so going to throw at the Abyss again for being such an asshole and unfilial son-
“I need coffee. Shit, System can I have coffee? I swear if we survive this I’m gonna find a fucking way to make coffee even if I have to go to the fucking Abyss myself-”
The softest ping! next to his ear made him turn his face to the side before the scent of fresh coffee hit his nose. It had been so many years, what the actual fuck was happening right now, he about to cry because?? That was the smell of fresh coffee?! Shit.
【One black coffee right away! (ノ・ヮ・)ノ旦
Would you like sugar and milk? 】
Maybe he just died.
Yes. Maybe this was his way of paying for everything his fans went through. Living as Shang Qinghua and having a happy ending wouldn’t be a fitting punishment, right?
What was it like Fullmetal Alchemist or some shit? He had to trade his life for coffee?! That was what the System considered equivalent?!
“How-” He licked his lips, unable to not pick up the mug in front of him, the warmth of it sending shivers down his spine. “How many points for this?”
【The Creator’s System is not based on points! As a Super User status, the Creator has vast liberties with the Universe, although being bound by the laws of the Universe of the story! °˖✧◝(・▿・)◜✧˖°】
He took a sip but he couldn’t swallow because what. What. Was this thing talking about???
WHAT????
“Hold on-” he almost went the Cucumber-bro route from how hard he had choked, but as he was already dead, it didn’t matter, ahahaha, right? RIGHT?? “What do you mean by that?! That doesn’t make any sense?? You telling me what, I can make up shit out of thin air just because?!”
【Not exactly! (・ヮ・)ノ As the Creator, you now have the permission to introduce new lore and deepen the story! However, your role as the Creator cannot modify what has already been established as canon by the main plot and the Main System! ( ◡‿◡ )】
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:)
God!Shang Qinghua my beloved *dreamy sigh*
It's closer to be done than before but I still have some scenes to go for our dear Author to reach Godly levels!
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Ok children, gather around, it passed the time for a master post of this so my fixed post looks less insane.
Here it is! The master post for the Airplane vs the System fic:
[part 1 and part 2],
WITH!!! ART!! CHECK THIS SYSTEM MADE BY NOTSOFROZT
and [part 3] and [part 4]
[part 5] and [part 6]!!
And [part 7]
and part 8 last update 29/12
The scenes are out of order because this insanity took over my life, and is the one responsible for me writing nonstop since September lol that being said, it had become my child, so if you wanna ask me stuff about it to make me write faster, feel free to do so!
As always, thank you everyone who showed this fic some love, really you guys made my year a better one <3
Qinghua is the weakest link. They only count on him for stuff like numbers and facts. He’s a scaredy cat. He’s not dependable. He’s still a part of the family, just sort of like the eccentric little kid that is still scared of the dark that everyone sometimes forgets about.
Mobei Jun and the other demons POV:
Qinghua is RUTHLESS. Whatever happened to that one diplomat who made one sly comment about Mobei Jun? What about that time the demoness tried to seduce Mobei Jun and ended up with a burnt face? Or what about the fact that Qinghua drops CRUCIAL pieces of information at the right time, right place and then pretends like nothing happened?
The guy is SNEAKY. He’s sly. And more importantly, he’s POWERFUL. He’s the guy you have to watch out for or else, oops. You got fired. Wonder how that happened.
The weakness is all an act. The crying is hiding the true mastermind underneath.
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I made a post about imagining moshang as 2 goth teens. However that causes problems. Because goths are leftists, and what do leftists not like? Filthy rich people who haven't done anything to deserve their wealth. And what is Shen Yuan? A filthy rich person who did nothing to deserve it.
Now this is a bit of a problem, because I have three ways I could resolve this problem.
The first one is to somehow make Shen Yuan convert into a rich person who helps those in need, but I hate this one for some reason.
The second is to just make Bingqiu and Moshang hate each other, or atleast make Bingqiu unaware of Moshang's existence. Like Bingqiu is somewhere up there living a wealthy life, while Moshang is somewhere beneath, scoffing and rolling their eyes at them.
The third option is to just not have Shen Yuan be Shen Yuan, but Shen Qingqiu. How this would work was that well they're technicaly the same person, but he had the same backstory as Shen Jiu, just in a modern time. Then I'd make him somehow alternative too, just cuz that's fun.
Oh and I'm not making Shen twins here, I fucking hate that AU with a burning passion for absolutely no reason, because I'm a hater.
But anyway, the biggest question is which option would be likes the most? Because I am planning on making this into a full AU.