The feedback bit is inspired.

Accurate.

im crying

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

British people, apparently

tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside

American Washing machines are near the garage

There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading

Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

I have a Sword and a Spear, because my family makes pottery and aren’t low class farmers like yours

Lmao this dude doesnt even have an axe.

I mean, we’re potters, not glass blowers. Look at this fucker talking about owning three weapons

yeah well lets see you split wood with it

Can’t hear you from all the way over there! I’ve got my halberd between us! Poke poke.

YEAH WELL LET’S SEE YOU SPLIT WOOD WITH IT

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

To be fair: Imagine Dragons is really putting it on you. That’s a command. Please, imagine dragons while listening.

Okay imagine dragons can stay but you’re on thin fucking ice

And a pandemic. We really hit all the notes.

“History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes” -- Mark Twain

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

Here’s another pill: companies and ad teams know that your 20s are extremely stressful and they purposely target you because they don’t care about making us all alcoholics as much as they care about profiting off of us.

Reblog for non-religious version of AA

Just be careful to avoid these groups. The Church of Scientology loves to use substance abuse support groups as a front.

This movie was fantastic, the story was incredible, & the cinematography was beautiful.

its on hulu!!