Void creecher

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

literally just go be anemic like idgi

can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.

wait how did you get banned from giving blood

I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis

oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something