Eva Stratt: Patron Saint of Impossible Circumstances

Discoholic πͺ©
Three Goblin Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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One Nice Bug Per Day
will byers stan first human second
Show & Tell

oozey mess
DEAR READER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Eva Stratt: Patron Saint of Impossible Circumstances

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every comic reader that enjoys shipping should have one non-canon rarepair that they bat sixes for
I'd burn my hands to hold you again.
Looping (Trade)
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multifandom + doomed sisters

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βtheyβre just looking at each otherβ you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other
At least the guy in front of himβwho was making out with another dude and getting his waist and thighs felt up, among other thingsβhad a nice ass. A really nice ass.Β A sick feeling arrived in Timβs stomach, and almost without meaning to he reached out and tapped the guy in front of him on the shoulder.Β It took a moment for the guy to remove himself from his partner and then Kon turned around.Β And it was Konβthere was truly no one else that it could be. Tim knew every inch of him, and always would, no matter where they were in their lives. The fact of the matter was that Tim had never expected to find him at a gay club in Gotham.Β Let alone at aΒ gay clubΒ inΒ GothamΒ making out with another man.
LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85972726/chapters/227290736
t minus 12 hours to launch
One thing that will never not be funny to me is how when people write Zaundads fanfiction, they write Silco as the uptight one, when it's exactly the opposite.
Vander disciplines his children. He had rules for them that they are aware of and respect nost of the time, and he actually scolds and punishes them when they disobey or put themselves in danger. Is he the most responsible parent? No, he condones his children using violence, but is he a laid-back parent? Nope! He's up their asses about breaking rules, giving lectures, confiscating objects they favor and the such when they break important rules that he has repeatedly tried to drill into their heads.
Silco? Babes, Silco couldn't give less of a fuck. In the seven years he's had Jinx, he has disciplined her perhaps, one time? Twice? The girl blew up a building, killing several enforcers that were on Silco's payroll and got away with a slap on the wrist. He yells at her for maybe a minute or two, to keep up with appearances, and she tiltes her head at him, looking curious as to what he's trying to do. His scoldings are so rare that she literally just nods her head and smiles at him, not even realizing that she's in trouble. Or just not caring, because "being in trouble" with Silco means literally nothing.
Vander is the kind of dad that grounds you for bad grades and expects you to do better. Vander shows up at the next parent-teacher meeting to see what can be done to help you out at school.
Silco notices his toddler throwing rocks at other kids in the playground and goes "Jinx, we said soft hands, remember?π₯°" without even getting up from the bench he's reading a book on. Silco gets upset at other parents trying to step in to protect their kids from the rocks being thrown. Says they're "crushing his daughter's spirit".
I really tried to tip the scales in your favor

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PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
I love people who have specific characters that are their "no one understands this character like me. not even the writers." because they're genuinely not joking. the way they understand those specific characters is so profound that it'll change your entire veiw.
I'm on my X-Men Evolution therapy after an exhausting uni semester
somewhere far away from here
I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

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Favourite Indigenous Character: Quarter Finals Match Two of Four
James "Jimmy" Proudstar (Warpath)
Charli Ramsey (Hawkeye)
Ah! Another difficult one. I eventually voted for Jimmy (sorry Charli!)
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