A big giant YEET

0800-ARE-YOU-WADDLIN

And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next

Fishy Elliot

le vieux razzle dazzle

Suddenly I have a mental image of Thomas O’Malley singing Razzle Dazzle while walking like that all the way up the ‘banister’. It is the best mental image I have ever had.

Another reason I really like Marie Kondo is that in other cleaning shows the host will looked shocked at the mess and the camera will flash to different piles with dramatic music stings. When Marie sees a draw filled with clutter she smiles from ear to ear and goes “I love mess, I love tidying”. Its just so wholesome and you can see the clients are relieved that she didn’t have a bad reaction.

The bit that stayed with me was the guy who had a sippy cup from his grandmother. His wife complained about it, because yeah, it’s a little weird to be a grown, able-bodied person with a sippy-cup. But Marie Kondo didn’t even blink about it. She asked if it sparked joy, he said yes. She asked if he ever did drink out of it like he planned to, he said no. And without missing a beat, she was like, “Ok, so let’s not keep that in the kitchen, let’s find somewhere else to keep that for you to see it and spark joy, but where it isn’t in the way of other things.” I love that. I love that there is no “if you don’t use it” or “if it’s old and broken” criteria for throwing things out, not really. It’s about if it makes you happy to have and if you want to carry it into your future.

What

mom sold me again 😞

i forgot y/n was a fic thing and thought they legit asked for permission

honestly “youre our slave now yes/no” is infinitelly funnier than my original intention