Coward, any day

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

[limps my wrists at you][my joints crack loudly]

all advertising needs to be destroyed im sick of ads on the free apps that *came with the computer i bought*.. on MY computer! im sick of 15 seconds of advertising before i watch a video made by a zillenial then paid to recite how much they love the new mocoa cocoa drink mix im sick of brands pretending to be my friend im sick of urban space used only to sell you products (later, somewhere else) im sick of subscription services im sick of copyright im sick of new roads for new customers for our new walmart im SICK!!!! burn it all down i can't live like this!!!!

Me: *takes ur lil mannerisms n vocab quirks bc we r friends n i am a sponge*

(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

(hears a song lyric) wait, i've seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title

bro, I'm a simple lesbian, I listen to pomme, and I cry

Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…

im obsessed with watching people type perfectly without looking at the screen or the keys. like when they know they hit a wrong key or missed a word and can fix it without looking,,,, god ur hot

Imagine being able to type correctly lmaooo

i can do this on my laptop!! it's very useful bc i can pay attention to the tv and write at the same time

Wait... there were people who weren't drilled on that?

Someone get these poor bastards some mavis beacon asap

Do they not have programs that teach kids to type anymore? I used to play Mario Teaches Typing on the computer when I was little, lol.

I mean, they did TRY to teach us this in elementary school, but it was like 20 minutes of class twice a week, tops. No one actually learned it, except one girl in my class who learned outside of school. She was liek a superhero to us.

I was born in 98 and in highschool I definitely noticed a shift going on towards people younger than me being able to type on their phones way faster and greatly preferring it to typing on computers

I’ve been trying to do a lot of things…i haven’t done any of them but I’ve been trying to

looking at old photos of myself thinking not only is that girl dead but i killed her