I have not changed my username since I created this account 10+ years ago but I am contemplating doing it now
omg I did it - anyway, this is me now. formerly known as nelehgrimm
(I can't believe jellomoon was still free, this was a sign)

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@jellomoon
I have not changed my username since I created this account 10+ years ago but I am contemplating doing it now
omg I did it - anyway, this is me now. formerly known as nelehgrimm
(I can't believe jellomoon was still free, this was a sign)

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eastern emerald elysia, elysia chlorotica
(inaturalist)
This sea slug looks like a leaf and consequently can photosynthesize.
This phrase has already entered my vocabulary re: media criticism where like. The viewer has a concrete view of what they expect a story to be based on the tropes and cliches they're used to seeing together, and when that doesn't happen, they judge it as a failed depiction of what they assumed it was going to be instead of judging it as what it actually is.
"This show is problematic because the hero didn't kill the villain at the end": When does he steal the bread?
"These two characters who were close friends throughout the series don't kiss at the end! What the fuck?": When does he steal the bread?
"This feels like it's missing a conclusion! Like, the protagonist does bad stuff and because of a critical decision he makes as a result of his major character flaws, meets tragedy in the end! Where's the part where he learns better and brings is love back from the dead and becomes a good guy and gets a happy ending?": When does he steal the fucking bread??
I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"
#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories
close-up of a whale's eye, captured by photographer Rachel Moore.

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You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.
can you imagine?
âIâve never seen you eat are you insecureâ ânoâŚâ
âhere let me lift that for youâ âI got it, thanksâ *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*
âIâve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suitâ âhaha⌠yeahâ
âThereâs no way that girl can catch me⌠sheâs huge!â âHello, dinner.â *running with super fast vampire speed*
âShe canât fit in here! Iâm safe!â *turns into a gas and slips under the door*
âHow come you never go out?â âWell, I never get invited to partiesâŚâ
âCome to the gym with me! We should lose weightâ âNot in a thousand years.â (incidentally, thatâs when she was last alive.)
âYou need to go on a diet!â âIâll start with you.â *literally eats that person*
hello
Brutalist maze, Seattle
its called Freeway Park and while it is one of the most interesting single examples of Brutalism in the united states and im proud of it, it is so poorly designed in terms of public safety that it has been renovated twice(?) but continues to be geographically troubling, as its design has facilitated a lot of murders over the years. it was the subject of a funny but gruesome article in the STranger in 2002 called Topography of Terror. the city doesnt keep official tally of how many murders or assaults have happened IN the park but two men in their 30s were stabbed nonfatally during a robbery there earlier this year, for example.
Suspect that building mazes is perhaps not conducive to public safety, outside of minotaur isolation scenarios.
Encounter area: Modernist brutalist concrete open-face dungeon labyrinth
sits on my own blog like itâs the edge of a lake wistfully
skips a stone over a few posts
So like an hour ago I just learđŞ¨ď¸ľď¸ľned thatâ what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps
and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.
âThere are no female aliens in our game because we donât know how to make a female version of this alienâ You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. Thatâs it. Thatâs literally all you have to doÂ
Make her shorter if you must
Make her BIGGER if you arenât a cowardÂ
Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.
Boom.
Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this
Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors
Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is
Surprise mPregantĂŠ
Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)
Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it
Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

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"If you accept any food from the fae, they shall never let you go" is a human belief. The fair folk stand by the principle that if you feed 'em, you gotta keep 'em. If wildlife learns to rely on you for food, you have already fucked up, and you can't just stop feeding them cold turkey. That human is your responsibility now. Because you left your peach cobbler unsupervised.
My muse.