Official Cryptid Of The North™

everyone shut the fuck up its Disco Grover Tuesday

vulnerability is clumsy but it’s the only thing worth anything

This is where I’d live if i was a mermaid

this is my favorite video i’ve watched it like 15 times 

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

that’s a goddamned power move

#i am a weak and simple woman okay

Um, absolutely.

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