jock rights

Bimbo (butch himbo)

Are you a badass enough of a motherfucker to give me a hug

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

dude i didn’t want to say anything but the other guy in my torture dungeon is straight up ‘painmogging’ you

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

when i tell people i like horror and they assume i also like true crime. no those are two entirely different things.

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences