popular facebook status sentence prompts . ( if you or someone you know made the status via fb and wish it removed please contact me . please adjust pronouns to your preference. )
❛ Never stop looking for me if I go missing. I would NEVER run away. ❜
❛ Don’t feel bad kids, I didn’t go to school senior year neither. ❜
❛ When she cute without makeup … oh so you PRETTY PRETTY. ❜
❛ Even if no one is proud of me, IM proud of me. ❜
❛ I’ve done some bad things in my life, but I’ve never made a TikTok video. ❜
❛ You ever look at someone and be like “damn you really have my whole heart” ❜
❛ Kids be mad af when you take sum out they mouth, tf you wanna eat a crayon for? ❜
❛ This generation on a wave I can’t ride. Y’all mindsets, morals, priorities just off. ❜
❛ My back hurts from carrying around my attitude all day. ❜
❛ It’s something about people thinking I’m dumb that make me wanna play along. ❜
❛ Everybody grown until it’s time to communicate,apologize, or tell the truth. ❜
❛ You ain’t supposed to give up on a mf you say you love. That shit ain’t solid. ❜
❛ Tomorrow is national sex day and the only thing I’m fucking is stupid. ❜
❛ If you really care about someone, you work shit out. you just don’t leave. ❜
❛ Fuck sex let’s walk to the cemetery to show you where you gone end up if you play wit me. ❜
❛ Fortnite got kids out here doing credit card fraud at the age of 10. ❜
❛ Don’t give a fuck who house I am at, I’m turning off unnecessary lights. ❜
❛ Dudes take one good selfie and use that mfer until they die. ❜
❛ Now I be like “oh shit I forgot my mask” like I’m Batman or something. ❜
❛ If you pay attention .. people usually tell on they self. ❜
❛ I stay saying “it is what it is” but i know my heart wishes shit would be different. ❜
❛ I’m at the age where loud noises make me mad. Like calm allat shit down. ❜
❛ The way I loved that boy, you girls could never. ❜
❛ If I die right now I can’t even name 6 friends to carry my casket that’s crazy. ❜
❛ You’re all in love and your boyfriend probably telling someone he’s single right now. ❜
❛ People think cause you humble, you’re soft.. I’ll humbly beat yo ass. ❜
❛ Might just headbutt the wall and knock myself the fuck out. ❜
❛ Nobody is going to understand why you love somebody the way you do… except you. ❜
❛ Telling someone how they made you feel is honestly the MOST POINTLESS shit ever. ❜
❛ He deserves the world but all i can give him is my small titties and depression. ❜
❛ Cheat on her and if you feel bad… shes the one. ❜
❛ I don’t know man life just isn’t pizza rolls and dragon tales anymore. Shit sucks. ❜
❛ Fuck yo apologies. You felt good while I felt bad, and I could never respect that. ❜
❛ Cheating is played out..settle down..take trips..get money and be happy TOGETHER. ❜
❛ If Michael Myers chased the same bitch for 40 years then so can I. ❜
❛ May he never find his happiness if it’s not with me, amen. ❜
❛ I don’t throw shade, I post what I feel. If the dick fits, suck it BITCH. ❜
❛ How many girls can walk out the house without makeup with no problem? ❜
❛ I don’t know why but hitting somebody in the head with a liquor bottle is on my bucket list. ❜
❛ This 4am shit so normal to me now.. I speak bird fluently. ❜
❛ One thing about men…y’all do be good at opening jars. I’ll give y’all that. ❜
❛ I crave him. Not just sex but his scent, his vibe, his company. ❜
❛ Y’all get mad and want to fight, I get mad and want to kill people, that’s why I don’t get mad. ❜
❛ Can’t threaten me wit screenshots… Bitch get me a microphone I’ll say it again. ❜
❛ I’m laid back but don’t play with me cause I’ll lean the fuck up. ❜
❛ How do y’all feel some type of way about people who don’t give a DAMN about y’all. ❜
❛ I don’t care what I tolerated a year ago or months ago; I’m not tolerating that shit now! ❜
❛ Once you catch him cheating, he’ll never trust you again. ❜
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