Laughing is the Best Medicine

if you dont grab ass while you kiss her why do you even have hands?

$1 in 1922 USD is equivalent to about $14.95 today for anyone wondering.

Louder

In America poverty is a death sentence

Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.

I tried googling that description but no luck either, anyone might know what painting this might be (or if it does exist? cause it sounds sick lol)

I’m in love.

This is fucking incredible

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

Watching a child bounce a ball and thinking that they are easily amused is ok until you realize you’re watching a child, bouncing a ball and amused by it.

is it just me or do you guys also feel that theres something about disney movies that brings out the child in us? specially the 90s kids

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

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