cackles

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

This is poetry. This is storytelling. You can leave the sound off if you want but. Stop. Watch. You surely will not regret doing so.

MICROWAVE YOUR PHONE

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

I KNEW I had seen this exact same image before! Good old "Organisms On or Near Appropriate Signs" project.

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet