like a pirate kissed an angel

they dont give rhodey much screen time because he kills with words and his common sense would be a mary sue by itself. like he looked at quill for 3 seconds total and said out loud “so hes an idiot” i loved that

Even after being defeated and thrown around by the Hulk, Loki still found the energy to make fun of Captain America and I respect that.

if yondu were still alive then that battle in wakanda would’ve ended in five minutes tops while no diggity played in the background

Yondu died because he had the most overpowered ability and could solo the entirety of The Avengers without even moving.

#thanos: u shouldve gone for the head :)#yondu: yeets his musical arrow straight thru t hanos’ skull (via @mechalesbian)

I’m sorry, but   #yondu: yeets his musical arrow straight thru thanos’ skull is the fucking funniest thing I’ve read all day

thor looks sad in the avengers trailer because he feels guilty for being so beautiful when the rest of them look like that

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.