I am a Dirty Computer

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

What an adorable start to a murder

CROW BABIES

bold of you to talk shit about crows so openly like they won’t find you and beat your ass

The really sad thing is, guys at school started copying him, and it got the point where if you needed a pad or tampon, you’re guy friends were as likely to help you out as your girlfriends… 

Not that sad if u think about it. What you just described sounds pretty great and nearly compassionate honestly

Espessually considering if an american boy so much as sees a clean unopened tampon he freaks the fuck out like its a diseased yucksponge and will actively avoid you for the rest of his life

i’ve had a good heart for all the wrong people

good afternoon girls the first step is accepting our bodies as they are. we can love them after.

I AM HERE TO DESTROY TRADITIONAL WESTERN VALUES OF FAMILY AND REPLACE THEM WITH A NEST OF BLUE JAYS

HOLY SHIT

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

@quantumghosts

Live your dreams you funky little goblin

She NEEEEDS the SHINIES

Magnificent chicken leg.

is everyone who reblogged this okay?

no

anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

its okay if your identity changes after a long time. its okay if you suddenly become unsure of things. its okay to start experimenting, and trying out new labels/names/prounouns/etc. things can change, its okay.

women writing horror that focuses on the fears of women in a society that is a constant danger to their mental health and well-being? genius. men writing horror where women suffer for shock value? garbage.