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in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

no what op said is true

he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️