Just a lonely tuba player

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

remember go nuts show nuts whatever

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

why have i never known about orange

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

this is now reborn

hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

*removes headphones to make sure random ass noise was part of the song and not psychosis*

they didn’t ban yaoi

And so a single star shines on us in this endless night of oppression and despair

Fuck this

This is insane.

Capitalism is so innovative /s

Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.

Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it

For all my call center readers.

There are two kinds of people.

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing