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"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

@fisheoctrashdump Izancore

my girlfriend was watching me sleep once and she told me that, between snores, i mumbled "that's good game design". i will never live it down

@gaybensoctrashdump Casea

"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

@gaybensoctrashdump Altair

@fisheofviolence Arvid

you can strip an angel of it's divinity by touching it with a magnet because the memory on it's hard drive is easily erased by anything with a strong enough magnetic field

@fisheofviolence Armel

you don’t need a personality if you have 5,000,000,000,000 bugs

@gaybensoctrashdump Arvid

@fisheofviolence Ozzy

im sick to death of the girlboss phenomenom. appreciate strugglewomen or we'll never get anything done around here

no more "she has the only braincell of the group". i want more women who fail at tasks that are unimaginable to fail at. we need more pathetic wet meow meows who are women. literally open your heart to strugglewomen because theyre all we have left in this fucked up world

If i could replace all porn on the internet with scary ghost pictures i would

@fisheofviolence Izan