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Okay so Iâm watching my friendâs cats while sheâs away and she left me descriptions so I could tell whoâs who
Theyâre pretty accurateÂ

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When someone asks me about my ex lmao
I want to be his friend
The fuckin DISRESPECT
so I got my first tattoo today
So many questions. Letâs go down the list:
1) Why does he have a beer gut? 2) Why does he have a belly button? 3) Why is it an outie belly button? 4) Where is that tattoo on your body? 5) Why do I have a boner? 6) Is that going to be visible during job interviews?

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i saw this woman today and couldnât get a picture but apparently sheâs been coming to pride with this sign for at least five years, anyway i love moms
(photo by andy dickinson)
i found more information about her! her name is frances goldin, and sheâs a longtime new york activist and literary agent focusing on progressive works. sheâs 92 years old and sheâs been carrying this sign for not just five years, but at least 22 years! i found a few sources from the â90s mentioning her and the sign, and this photo dated 1994:
and in 1997 she was quoted in the washington post:
âI adore my lesbian daughters, keep them safe,â said a sign held by 73-year-old Frances Goldin, who said society allows discrimination against gays and lesbians. She said her two daughters were marching in the parades in Portland, Ore., and San Francisco. Goldin said people had approached her with their phone numbers, asking: âCan I adopt you as my mother?â
She said sheâll call them. âDifference enriches us all,â she said.
I just found out that my geckoâs tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.
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Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a âExtrusion/Revolution Generatorâ âŚ.
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itâs called the purple ramjet
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cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
Reblogging for the matterhorn

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Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
Iâm just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
âCan you pass the salad, Mom?â he asks the AK-47, but she doesnât pass the salad
She never passes the salad
âHey Mom, can you pass the salad?â
âYou always do this to me, Mom.â
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i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriendâs porn folder and i was like âhehehe whatâs this gifâ because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and