life comes at you fast

Consider: their failure to do so does not prevent anyone from putting on similar helmets and taking the name Dread Pirate Robots as a Daft Punk tribute duo.

why tf is tumblr purple

PLS SOMEONE TELL ME

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

IM FUCKIN SOBBING HAVAGAFDHFDHHBJJ

I’m honestly so confused right now

ZERO IS BOTH ODD AND EVEN 

Technically zero isn’t even a number

what even is zero then

Numbers aren’t real

Is anything really

this post really makes me feel better about my math skills, thanks, tumblr

how did this manage to get worse

You know that can be said about a lot of things.

I LAUGHED SO HARD IT FUCKING HURTS!

lmao i remember this. funny how these were the internet problems in 2018

Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief

boy friend

I think it'd be fun if one of these days when the evil overlord type is like "I Need A Queen. To Rule With" one of the little henchmen is just like "um 😳 if I may, sir, I would like to volunteer 👉👈" and overlord is just like. Okay sure you're cute aha

This is gay of course in case it wasn't clear. I do support henchwomen in their career choices but we're doing gay villains here

Or they could both be girls who knows. This trope is usually done with the Evil Man who proceeds to kidnap someone about it but we could have an overlady why not. Girlboss

you guys dont know the absolute comedy of stimming by smacking a bart plushie against your bed repeatedly. and being in a call and wordlessly beating the fuck out of a plushie of a ten year old child and one of your friends just going “jamie. i know you’re hurting bart right now”

"posts that would kill a 12th century serf" these people watched executions as entertainment

posts that would excite a 12th century serf