uhhhh

i miss tiktok

i hate what they’ve done to u :(

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

fae court

The council to decide your fate

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

“i dont want to be a burden” dude i found the point of it all thanks to you. i realised the joy of existing is doing so with you bro

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

Trump's rollback of regulations is also responsible for the BrucePac recall for listeria that's currently at 11.8 million pounds and counting.

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

people still regularly jumping on this post like “ummmm…” “what was that last part???” “not where i expected this to go AT ALL” what’s not clicking. Something is wrong with YOU. not me.

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it