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i’m so fucking sick of people taking aspects of historical gay sexuality and saying “but what if i made it squeaky clean and sexless so i can have it” sometimes not everything is for you babes!!! sometimes you don’t get to have everything!!!

butchfagminotaur

“what’s the hanky for ppl who don’t wanna have sex or do kink or any of that” there isn’t one!!! it’s called not wearing a fucking hanky!!! because it’s not fucking for you!!!!!

butchfagminotaur

capitalism and individualism has rotted people’s brains to the point that it feels like a lot of people don’t understand that some things just aren’t fucking for them and they don’t need to twist and change it to force it to apply to them!!! sometimes things are not!!! for!!! you!!!

butchfagminotaur

where are the glory holes for people who just wanna give thumbs up through them???

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rlyehtaxidermist

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

jimmyhoffathecat

I heard that

pissvortex

charmirthir

The fan wiki trivia for Delphine is hilarious actually. This cunt is less than useless. She can't even do the one job she swore an oath to do

molabuddy

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

saltedsour

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

molabuddy

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

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shrubsparrow

It's in the eye of the beholder

madmwyrd

this is so sweet

vacuously-true

Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

mother-shipper

cryptotheism

I enjoy how Aztec gods have English epithets like "The Flayed Lord" but hes the god of agriculture.

cryptotheism

Kinda gives you perspective as to what it musta been like for most cultures meeting Christians for the first time.

"Here is our god of compassion and forgiveness, depicted here being tortured to death."

cryptotheism

Random Nahua farmer, already immersed in a religious culture that uses the imagery of bodily mutilation to convey the nuances of divinity: "Oh yeah makes total sense."

cryptotheism

Nahua Farmer: "You see? He has been flayed to reveal the golden skin beneath, much like how maize is shucked to reveal the life-giving food beneath."

Spanish Catholic Priest 1510: "Man this would be so cool if I wasn't racist."

sandmandaddy69

heckyeahponyscans

I watched the live action version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.

Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:

Also, in CGI this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.

naamahdarling

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passionpeachy

They never bring up bisexual boy with lame ass straight girlfriend. what about her

asiagomitten

depsidase

zeldasavefile

Jim Everett-puralia Meenamatta refusing to show in court stating he doesn't recognise any Australian court.....iconic

alwayswasalwayswillbeourland

🖤💛❤️

alinahdee

King Shit

zeldasavefile

Jim Everett-puralia Meenamatta refusing to show in court stating he doesn't recognise any Australian court.....iconic

alwayswasalwayswillbeourland

🖤💛❤️

alinahdee

King Shit

were--ralph

thickness-protection-program

*Ding!* (pussy noise)

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