lame

[taps mic] i like when fish have a big eyeball

fat girls are amazing and if you disageee please kill yourself

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down