Marine Snow

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft with me

doing research in the field of humanities is interesting because there isn’t necessary this paradigm of the most recently published studies are by definition the best that you get in the hard sciences, like sometimes that book published in 1909 really continues to be the best foundational text about 1590s amsterdam, but then again sometimes i’m reading a text published in the 60s and it starts describing italian culture as “oriental” with no further discussion and i’m like hmmm maybe i should find something a little more current

worst part of getting into the traditional folk music scene is that you will hear a song in the wild and fall in love with it, and when you try to find it online you discover that there are 900 different cover versions and the only non-terrible one is a recording of a church hall concert filmed in 2002 on someone's nokia

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

she had a Family...

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

No pills back then...I wonder if there was something else they compared these little critters to?

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry