*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

we desperately need sex 2

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

Fishing minigame.

Fishing minigame

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.

Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.