old town road is now legally a gay anthem

im mad these are all bangers

Why do they talk like that I hate it

do all AmericANS sound like this im traumatized 

Yeah have u ever heard me talk

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

web star

Can we please destroy the idea that spending time or money on your appearance reflects low self-esteem? If enhancing your natural beauty makes you feel beautiful, confident and factors into your self-love then this only serves to increase your self-esteem. Put on your make up and continue on with your intense skincare routine if it makes you feel great. Take your protein powder and hit the gym in moderation if it makes you love the way you look. Spending time on your appearance does NOT reflect low self-esteem!

Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun

He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how he’d never seen her before.

dude

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

Luxury model and sports model.

straight vampires are so unrealistic

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

Like vampires (in western Christian mythos) were supposed to embody everything that was rejected by Christianity into one fearsome creature therefore vampires are basically everything the church hates and therefore?? not straight

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

Rosetta Stone

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I needed this in my life so thanks