Just call me Crash

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

Daily affirmation: time to be a fag & a freak

headcanon that medic is one of those scalpers that hang outside of concerts trying to sell tickets at triple the price with bootleg merch. animal organs don’t pay for themselves

he did it at a tom jones concert once and scout lost his mind at him

scout accidentally eating medic's violin rosin thinking it was candy

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

"Richard Nixon" is now my new favorite swear that isnt a swear

This feels like a classic vine video.