When im feeling good I say: "Hehe Handlers want me for real"
When im sad I say: "Imma swerve my mech into oncoming plasma fire"

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When im feeling good I say: "Hehe Handlers want me for real"
When im sad I say: "Imma swerve my mech into oncoming plasma fire"

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Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?
Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.
When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.
I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.
I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.
Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.
This is poetry to me
I'm being serious btw like. There's a really particular transfem horror to this.
every so often this will get circulated around again and I resist the urge to start telling off the many, many transmascs who comment on it about how scary it was for them going on T because of this so "transmasc here, I totally get it" and its like. you don't. you really dont. the parallel of the lack of agency PAIRED with the ability to call for help is the entire thing. the consistent lack of understanding that estrogen doesn't change our voices. that it's something we just Lose and never get back. it fucks with me & every time I get a wave of Men Insisting They Understand Something That They Clearly Don't it's like. the poems keep writing themselves huh
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Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

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it took me and a team of discord transfems all day to come up with this and youre gonna see it by god
“sartha thrace is a hound”
yea that’s true
*goes one down*
“widowmaker is a hound”
we are already in radical territory
even after all these years that gif of jigglypuff slowly walking up and resting a frantic sheik is one of my favorites
me when i fucking get you
the plot of showhound
man I hate this fuckass country so much
reblog if you hate your country
when we talk about killing Cringe Culture that includes harmless Weird Fetishes too. if you rag on people who are into like feet or vore or inflation or whatever and make a whole big thing of yelling about how cursed it is thats super lame of you and i wish you the courage to Grow Up
FAQ for people who will choose to misinterpret this post:
no, this is not about pedophilia or whatever awful thing you want to accuse me of supporting
no, i am not saying you have to enjoy these things. i am saying we shouldnt shame other people for enjoying them
no, i am not saying its ok for people to deliberately expose or involve others in their sexual interests without consent
yes, i am calling you a big baby if you make a show of acting like weird fetishes are soooo cursed bleach my eyes kill it with fire etc. googoogaga Grow Up
if you are annoying on this post im blocking you

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I've made this exact post like 3 different times atp but. It's endlessly funny when people (especially tech company people) treat Asimov's three laws as a legit proposed framework for Artificial Intelligence safety when like. Nearly every single Asimov story they're featured in involves something going wrong as a result of a robot trying to follow three three laws in a situation that makes execution of the laws ambiguous or contradictory. They're not a guideline for legit AI programming they're a plot device designed to cause problems due to interacting in weird ways with complicated hypothetical situations!
we've implemented the safety standards from the award-winning These Are Insufficient Safety Standards series of novels!
Rottenmouth Viper [Magic: The Gathering] vs. Brick Snake [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]
Best Fictional Snake Tournament: Round 2G, Poll 6/8
Rottenmouth Viper [Magic: The Gathering]
Brick Snake [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]
Please be civil, and please reblog!
im using all my magical powers and influence to make sure rottenmouth viper wins this poll. do NOT let these jojos fans pick random fuck mcgee over The Almighty Goat
back on the path of the wolf
I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja
no but like i want them to actually feel it
you dont like her?
I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

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It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.
I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it