the plot of showhound
this is my second post to blow up and I feel like I'm getting typecast into a warhound shitposter
Today's Document
Xuebing Du

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
Not today Justin

titsay

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Kaledo Art
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost
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the plot of showhound
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the plot of showhound
Made this for International Workers Day
Can you draw uncle bao please

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its kinda hard to celebrate trans day of visibility because the visibility we're getting lately is like
the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun
For a while I've been of a mind to put "this machine plays folk music" on my banjo
Uniforms & The State
Uniforms are hot. There's no need to prove it, it's pretty much an axiom, honestly. A good chunk of it is that uniforms represent the giving up of individuality, which is perfectly understandable. However, something I feel doesn't get spoken of enough is what exactly one replaces their individual identity with through the uniform. The act of wearing a uniform is inherently connected with the assumption of a group identity.
When the group is the state, and especially a state which demands total obedience and ideological compliance, the uniform becomes a symbol of submission to these demands. And moreover, it transforms one from a mere individual into a component of that state. In other words, in putting on the uniform of the secret police officer, one simultaneously attains communion with their secular deity, the State, and manifests as a living embodiment of their god's will on earth. An enforcer of their truth. The avatar of the only real god that exists in our world. The monopoly on violence.
salt water or fresh water?
Definitely fresh water. Salt water makes me all dehydrated

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hey where can i find your election comics. tumblrs search function is unhelpful
Hereβs all of them
Thereβs are obviously several years old and I think mostly not that funny anymore? At least in some parts but here they are anyway. Enjoy
My Experience as an Amazon DSP Driver
So I've been in need of a job and I applied to work for Amazon delivering packages. After a single day of experience, I already want to quit. Here is my experience so far:
The hours are long. I knew that going in, that it would be a ten hour shift starting at 11. What I wasn't prepared for is that this meant that three hours of my shift would be after dark. The job gets much harder at that point; night driving is difficult enough without reversing up unpaved rural drives and walking across unlit roads.
The volume of work expected from you is herculean. A reduced "nursery route" had me moving over two hundred packages in a day. It's hard to describe the level of hustle needed to meet quota. Nobody takes their allocated breaks. This is the sort of job that would suit you if you didn't eat, didn't sleep, had four arms, and drove like a maniac.
I hadn't faced any open transphobia like at my last job. Instead I've had to deal with being constantly deadnamed by the gig work app that Amazon uses to manage deliveries. I could not, unlike any other job I've ever worked, get the right name on my badge. It's honestly a much greater indignity to forcibly misgender yourself on company software while half a dozen apologetic faces tell you that there isn't anything they can do about it. I'll take the co-worker who smugly calls me "he" any day.
The reliance on apps and cell phones for work is a huge hindrance. Sometimes the software slows down and I'll just have to pull over and wait for it to load. You're expected to communicate with dispatch using your personal phone which is complicated by the fact that you can't touch it while driving. God, I miss CB radio and paper manifests.
If it hasn't been clear yet, workers are encouraged to cut corners constantly. There are a variety of safety standards that you need to ignore to meet quota. This is coupled with an extremely draconian safety policy from the DSP in which a single violation can have you suspended, enforced my an in-van camera. What this results in is workers gaming the system to drive their route as quickly as possible while specifically avoiding anything that would alert the cameras.
I've never gone from starting a job to wanting to quit so quickly. Do not work as a DSP driver. And if you do, be a Teamsters salt. I think unionization is the only thing that could save this wretched job.
Wilson's "A Slice of Reality" Artwork
A slice of reality by Richard Wilson at Greenwich Peninsula T via themodernhouse - Red ship structure on riverbank, blue sky, urban background, industrial maritime scene. Follow Ceramic City on Tumblr Source: https://soudasouda.tumblr.com/post/790553523856326656/a-slice-of-reality-by-richard-wilson-at-greenwich
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Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time
if you use a bunch of big words right but pronounce them wrong it has the opposite effect. smartest peasant in the village
makin my way downtown
slowly
Same vibes

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burger king cannot make a hamburger for the life of them yet inexplicably they claim divine right over burgerkind