Focê gosfa de mafã?

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

what the fuck man you cant do that

My favourite part of The Obsession is when you start saying things that sound either completely incoherent or really generic with the tone and energy that it's a world-shattering event that haunts your every waking moment 'cause I can only imagine that it's really funny to an outside observer

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-

I got whatever ADHD is called

ADHD is called ADHD.

That’s the one

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now