i am a mess

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.

Armadillidium klugii

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.

this couldn't have ended any more perfectly

Put my most popular tumblr post, my family would be traumatized

eddy cobiness (ojibwa, 1933-1996) ya munk. ɬun duiha, makwst pʰlum-upʰuch, 1982. klis-skin kʰapa pipa.

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