“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

could you lie

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

Hey, I’m a random internet person you’ve never talked to before. Just making sure your fetish is morally aligned with my principles and what I consider virtuous.

things haven't been fergalicious in a real long time