the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

Es is noch nich mal zehn in der früh wieso bin ich so gottlos am schwitzen

WAGE ES JA NICHT.

computer. show me pictures of snoopy

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

could you lie