this kills me EVERY. TIME. I WATCH IT.
Her deadpan delivery is just... *chef's kiss*
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this kills me EVERY. TIME. I WATCH IT.
Her deadpan delivery is just... *chef's kiss*

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Female Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beard
Child Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.
Reading the first part of Uprooted is so funny bc like, I can forgive Agnieszka for not understanding that Sarkan is trying to teach her magic (unlike me, the reader, she is not genre-aware) but I was soooo annoyed with Sarkan, like boy do you not see that you arenβt actually explaining ANYTHING??
And then you learn that heβs an extremely talented 150+ year old wizard that hasnβt spent any time with normal, non-magical people for about a century and also wasnβt super great at social interactions to begin with and eeeeverything starts to make sense.
Anyway, having figured that out about our Dragon, I made the dumbest, most niche xkcd meme of all time:
Original: https://xkcd.com/2501
A while ago, I did a painting inspired by one of my favorite books, Uprooted (by Naomi Novik).
A few hours after I posted it, I decided I hated it.
So I started a new painting. And then put it aside and forgot about it. And then I found it again, and finally finished it, and here it is. I do not hate this painting, which is a major accomplishment for me! If you want a comparison, you can find the original painting a few posts back on my Instagram.

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i might not be the biggest sarkan fan but if i spent YEARS studying and practicing for a test and some random chick who started preparing the night before scored the same as me, i too would be peeved as fuck!
Sarkan to Solya
I feel like I've read things where I've been like, "no you should have told the protagonist that, it is both plot important and emotionally impactful to them you should have said something" but with the Dragon (Sarkan? what do we call him on tumblr?) it's like "no that makes sense."
Like he 100% should have told Agnieszka she was a witch. 100 percent, I'm not excusing that. But him not doing it is also in character? Like, he's giving "astrophysicist who forgets most people don't know more than if it goes up it comes down because he only interacts with other astrophysicists and on top of that the new student's from the other side of the country and has no idea what this city's like." Dude just, straight up forgot he needs to explain things to people that aren't in his specialty or from court. I completely buy that he genuinely has no idea that most of what he's talking about isn't obvious.
He also gets knocked on his ass twice that first day so I'm willing to add a little more cover to that possible plot hole with "it was a weird day for him too."
Also for some reason I'm laughing at the idea of him, grouchy cat in the library, trying to figure out which spells are good for beginners, trying to figure out how to start teaching and grouchy af about it, then getting knocked on his ass twice by Agnieszka in like five minutes then getting laughed at and just being so confused about it.
Agnieszka is very understandably panicking and Sarkan's just grumbling to himself like a cat that got splashed as he reviews beginner cantrips and straight up forgets that he needs to tell his new student she's a witch.
Sarkan would never admit it but the real reason he was so mad when he found Marek in Agnieszkaβs room was that it was hard to see someone else living his dream of beating Marek senseless
Having finished my yearly reread of Spinning Silver, once again I am reminded that Isaac is the luckiest motherfucker in this book.
He gets to work a commission with a REALLY INTERESTING material, his work gets bought BY THE DUKE and worn by the woman who later becomes THE TSARINA, he makes a ton of money off the commission, gets married to a gorgeous girl he loves, and the fucking king of the fey comes to bless his wedding
AND he didn't have to get dragged through the wringer like all the other main characters. King just put in a solid's week worth of work, got paid and went home.

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I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip
You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.
Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.
Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.
How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.
This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.
HAPPY PRIDE! π WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05
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happy pride! π

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donβt you hate when real life keeps interrupting your extremely serious commitments like your wip, your fanfics, and the emotional support music group youβve been hyperfixating on for the past three months.
This must feel so good to do as a seal