Butterfly In The Wind

That’s the best crap i’ve heard in months

have I mentioned that i’m fucking in love with humankind

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

she transitioned

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

Okay but I'm getting approximately 10 billion terrible AI old man pretty lady ads for "eighty percent of people were born in the wrong place" and "your energy belongs in X location" and I cannot for the life of me comprehend who could possibly be benefitting from this. Countries seeking additional labor? Travel agencies??? I'm so numb to the grifts I've stopped asking why

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Post™️

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

#kneadless comment

do other countries do the whole “leaving furniture you want gone on the curb for other people to just grab” or is that an american thing

The Dutch do it and it's called The King's Gift, but when Brits do it, taking the stuff is actually a crime called, wait for it, Theft By Finding.

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House of Leaves fans, lend me your theories. How much do you think that the Book is true? This is totally not me taking data.

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part