let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document

#extradirty
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

PR's Tumblrdome

ellievsbear

Andulka

@theartofmadeline
Show & Tell
Cosmic Funnies
i don't do bad sauce passes

Origami Around

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@ladyraritatum

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Sometimes I open my mouth to speak and words tumble out and I have no idea why I said any of them. Either because it’s not really an accurate truth, I don’t know where it came from because whatever I said is not me, not really, and suddenly I find I’ve painted myself into an ill-fitting picture which becomes an awkward conversation which I have to somehow find even more words to maintain, to support whatever it is I just said, because how else could I keep going, it’s not like I can simply backtrack and take back the semi-falsehood now that it’s already been spoken into existence, can I?
Or it’s because it was entirely too true and now the person I’m speaking to is looking at me, they’re staring and it’s a horrible eternity as I’m waiting for them to respond (it’s probably only a second) and they’re staring and they’re seeing and oh God what if they no longer like what they see? So I try to backtrack but that just muddies it more and it becomes more complicated so I need to change the topic quickly, an awkward joke and a fake forced laugh and please someone rescue me from the terror of being known. (Nevermind that the one thing, the only thing, I’ve ever really wanted—no, craved—more than anything is to be seen, to be known, to be understood. Loneliness is a heaviness that drags you down beneath the waves of community; you know, objectively, the waves are crashing overhead but there under the surface you can’t feel they way they’d throw you around (the way relationships, friendships, human interaction, can throw you around, both for good as well as for bad), instead all you can feel is the pressure of the water as you float, muffled and surrounded in deceptive protection as you’re gently but insistently pulled ever deeper to where you could suffocate in crushing solitude disguised as a welcoming embrace.)
Or, sometimes, it’s because whatever I’ve just said was, quite possibly, the stupidest thing spoken in the history of language and now I feel like a total dummy, no brains whatsoever, absolutely nothing going on inside this head, how can someone so intelligent on paper be such an airhead in practice? But somehow I stumble through the conversation (it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts) and I’m released into blessed freedom that isn’t free, because it comes with a price (all freedom comes with some sort of price) and the price for this is for the stupid, inane, pointless, inaccurate, all-too-true thing I said to rattle around in my brain for eternity, in the quiet of the solitary nights when the world is asleep but I, I am awake, remembering every stupid thing that’s ever tumbled out of my mouth, in glaring, horrible, self-reflective pain and this, surely this must be why I continue to find myself completely alone.
SALUTE THE FLAG, IT'S BI VISIBILITY DAY EVERYONE 🫡🫡🫡
Me: What if i made pumpkin bread?
Me to me: you should not make pumpkin bread at 11 o clock at night
Me: i could though—
Me to me: you have to wake up at 7:30 tomorrow.
Me: but i could.
i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever
ITS BACK
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
IT’S BACK
This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.
gonna reblog it everytime
IT HAS RETURNED TO US
Wow I have not seen this in years, tumblr classic
have I reblogged this yet
what-
I REMEMBER IT’S BIRTH
3 million note post
All these kids are in their 30s by now.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame just in case you didn’t have this one yet
Happy 10th Birthday to this post

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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
Photography in pitch dark places with long exposures
So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alright britain
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
The world’s relatively acceptable detective
the passably decent showman

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Did @itsmespicaa ‘s DTIYS to celebrate them reaching 5K on IG!!!
I had to see this image so now you do, too.
yall aint ready for her dropdown
I lost it here
hello excuse me what the fuck is a gyal womanist mermaid
all at once?
So no Poland?
That feeling when the label collector claims to be from every country on Earth except yours
Who is this bitch, Captain Planet?
why are you all bullying this person when she is literally everyone this is your mother and your daughter….
J. K. Rowling’s latest character
“So what country you are from?”
Reading every addition to this post feels like falling down a set of stairs
after that shopping list of labels I don’t see how she’s got any hidden parts left 😩
bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else
Not to be that person but uh.
Yall know reblogs are better than likes yeah?
Yall know it's kinda frustrating to get 25 notes on something a content creator spent hours on?
Yall know it really makes content creators feel like crap when they put their heart and soul into something only for it to get like. 10 notes?
HOT TIP!!!
You will drink more water if it tastes good. I’m dead serious. Throw some mint in there, throw some lemon or strawberry or a little flavor packet. Your brain likes things that taste good.
You know why people like lemonade? Flavored water
You know why people like tea? Flavored water
You know why people like koolaid? Flavored water
People like flavored water. Brains like flavored water. It’s like being forced to choose between a rock or a rock with glitter on it. You want the glitter rock
I am once again telling you to drink water
And to absolutely FUCK OFF if you’re going to be a dick on this post

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sometimes i have feelings about hermione on that train ride alone during the chamber of secrets. what if she spent the whole, empty train ride telling herself that ron and harry must’ve just got caught up somewhere down the train, resisting the urge to go looking for them.
what if she thought they were avoiding her.
what if hermione thought ron and harry didn’t want to be her friends anymore.
(ok i spent way too long looking for this post holy shit) uhh so last summer I wrote a oneshot based on this idea because yeah feelings and quarantine and yup. soooo anyway if anyone wants to read it it’s here? idk it’s not much but im kinda proud of it?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24801271
Bob’s Burgers, Christmas in the Car (S04E08)
@ladyraritatum this is you and the rest of us
YES.❤️