loses all my life savings in vegas at the queerbait table because I call every bet perfectly until the final wager of the night where I slide all my chips to destiel and still walk out smiling serenely

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

Supernatural is my wife and I am NEVER getting a divorce