kiss a snail

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

did you notice the Skittering Beasts? Well, I did, but I'm very good at noticing Beasts.

24 hour flight obvious choice. you can make sooooo much more than $400 with that

demonstrate your ability in front of rich dickheads. "i will teach you my method for $xx,xxx cash up front, $xx,xxx tomorrow". then just don't

But free cheese could end up being a lot more money

true if you're allowed infinite cheese. but do consider that you'd need proper space to store it, and to find buyers willing to purchase massive volumes of cheese from Just Some Guy. idk much about the underground cheese market but i think you'd find it fairly difficult to sell much of it off before it goes moldy

i make posts when I'm nervous like a bad dog

new philosophy: this but unironically

are you a forest fire? have you been a forest fire? will you be a forest fire? when will you be a forest fire?

the way 'nice dichotomy idiot what lies outside of it' has saved me so many hours of being insane with my thought patterns

your stomach acid is lonely feed it entire french press full of undiluted cold brew

if you could pick the met gala theme what would you choose??