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if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Or, my personal favorite; these right wingers aren't white. They're Latino amd Indian and Indonesian. We only know civilized whites would never think like that.

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

harry kane’s last day on earth is today he will be gone tomorrow goodbye Harry Kane

Today is the day. goodbye Harry Kane

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

i think they should do exhibition games where soccer and hockey swap rules. hockey where once you take a player off they're not allowed to go back out again and soccer where they can send out guys as much as they want. switching of how offside works. hockey where you're allowed to do icing and soccer where you're not allowed to kick the ball to the other side of the pitch. mbappe on ice skates and sidney crosby in cleats. do you understand my vision

in my old age i have forgotten how to use a television remote