revert to brightstone

Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

Actually, Shirley Temple was the name of the Actress. You're thinking of Shirley Temple's Drink

I just set up an emitter to produce healing frequencies that can travel across the entire website so we should all be feeling better soonnn

Women and women can never be friends because the sex thing just gets in the way

old people were right putting ellipses after everything you say actually rules….

[laughing] oh, sorry, no thanks, I’m good, my sexuality is completely devoid of socially mediated fantasies predicated on the ubiquity of power and subjugation, and of symbols in general