revert to brightstone

Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

*after saying something horny* but I forget myself

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

the most burnt out girl in the world would like to remind you that she's actually really lazy compared to the people around her and she could probably use some extra work to keep her honest

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

foul mood all day for no good reason feel like somethings brewing wheres that limmy tweet