revert to brightstone

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

i think they should do exhibition games where soccer and hockey swap rules. hockey where once you take a player off they're not allowed to go back out again and soccer where they can send out guys as much as they want. switching of how offside works. hockey where you're allowed to do icing and soccer where you're not allowed to kick the ball to the other side of the pitch. mbappe on ice skates and sidney crosby in cleats. do you understand my vision

in my old age i have forgotten how to use a television remote

wheres the cocteau twins summer tweet

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

iwtv is my dead wife and she was brought back wrong

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

whenever i see a riverdale post with way too many notes i think what the hell do they know… like this is a family matter.name 5 jugheads 🔪

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

One of the worst parts of being chronically ill is how lonely it gets. You need a community to help you but you realize just how conditional your friendships are on you being able bodied.