revert to brightstone

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

harry kane’s last day on earth is today he will be gone tomorrow goodbye Harry Kane

Today is the day. goodbye Harry Kane

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

i think they should do exhibition games where soccer and hockey swap rules. hockey where once you take a player off they're not allowed to go back out again and soccer where they can send out guys as much as they want. switching of how offside works. hockey where you're allowed to do icing and soccer where you're not allowed to kick the ball to the other side of the pitch. mbappe on ice skates and sidney crosby in cleats. do you understand my vision

in my old age i have forgotten how to use a television remote

wheres the cocteau twins summer tweet

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

iwtv is my dead wife and she was brought back wrong

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

whenever i see a riverdale post with way too many notes i think what the hell do they know… like this is a family matter.name 5 jugheads 🔪