just in case you were unaware true love wasn’t invented until november 18th 2012 when season 3 episode 6 of the walking dead aired and in the last few minutes of the episode rick grimes walks out from the prison his survivor group has been staying in holding his newborn baby who’s mother just violently died and across the prison yard through the chain link fence sees michonne standing there like an angel holding baby formula she’d rescued, brought to them from his friends who’d been kidnapped by the rival survivor group, surrounded by zombies who aren’t biting her and who in the opening of the next episode he has to rescue…btw

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

foreplay with Todd

do you ever think before you post

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

I find this so pure

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

Cats have to put up with being picked up and getting kissies and being cradled like the little baby and it’s so funny to me because like. They chose that. They domesticated themselves

"I suppose I shall tolerate the kisses from mama and papa... it will result in my kin 2000 years from now getting treats and scratchy posts for free..."