Brain: Hey.
Me: Yes, brain?
Brain: BEWARE.
Me: Oh⦠Can you please be more specific?
Brain: ā¦BEWARE!
Itās like having Spider Sense which is Constantly Tingling
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@theatrefairy
Brain: Hey.
Me: Yes, brain?
Brain: BEWARE.
Me: Oh⦠Can you please be more specific?
Brain: ā¦BEWARE!
Itās like having Spider Sense which is Constantly Tingling

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can we please please please stop turning depression and suicide into this romanticised bullshit, like i wasnāt a ātortured soulā or āan angel who wanted to go homeā, i was sick and it was fucking exhausting and it took away my childhood and if depression is one thing then itās ugly so donāt you dare try and make it into something beautiful.
Women be shopping
Somehow this made me feel better
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Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other personās love language.
Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?
And I was like āi donāt mind waitingā cause I never want to run
But they said they wanted every minute they could get because Iām so busy usually
Which is when it clicked that I didnāt get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didnāt see MY signs of affection in them and went ācool! Casual buds it is.ā But now that Iām seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.
Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!
Fyi- just in case you didnāt know.
TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?
QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.
WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what�
GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!
ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with�
PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.
I reblogged this recently but it got better and ive been thinking and learning a lot abt love languages so
*blows a kiss under the stage*Ā for the pit orchestra
*blows a kiss behind the stage* for the run crew
*blows a kiss to the rafters* for the phantom
i canāt stop laughing that gif is perfect

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What a gentleman
that dogās tail went on a journey
Wild coyote on the roof of a bar, Queens, NY. March, 2015. via
new york freakin city babey
Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had āprisonā as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.
Well to be fair to Molly: Arthur, regularly tinkered with enchanting muggle things, against the law Bill, curse breaker and tomb raider for private (goblin run) corporation. Almost certainly has raided tombs that the Egyptian MoM and muggle government werenāt happy about. Charlie: illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently. Fred and George. Enough said. Ron is best friends with Harry Potter. Harry is always on some Bull Shit. Ginny idolized the Twins growing up. Literally the only person who she doesnāt have to worry about getting arrested on a daily basis is Percy. Who commits treason in the 7th book.
ātall/small couples are problematic because thereās a power imbalanceā is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,
*breaking up with my s.o.* itās not you, itās just youāre 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,
This is apparently the discourse in question?
oh. my. god.
this just in: short people canāt date
#actully on second thought im glad this hellsite is dying #pull the plug tumblr#do it #put us all out of our misery #set us free
fucking cosigned
āAny relationship with a short person is problematic because of a power imbalanceā
I guess Iād better tell my girlfriend sheās Problematic for loving me
Also oh my god
Reading the above post made me Genuinely Envy The Dead
Because they never had to live to read how Steven Universe ships are āProblematicā because Something Something Bullshit or that short people shouldnāt date the tall because Thatās Abuse Apparently
Forever shortie squad, forever alone
Me: Babe for loving me, a Known Short Person, u gotta go to jail now
My Girlfriend: this is something from that fuckin website isnāt it
Me: :D
My Girlfriend: Iāll take that as a yes
Boyfriend and I are same height.
Noice
In the world to come you two will be safe from the ruthless Judges who police human romance on their sky bikes making sure that no one dates someone slightly shorter than they are
Which is punishable by twenty years in an ISO-CUBE
I have to tell my 6 foot father and my 5 foot mother that they must divorce eachother now.
āMother
Father
it is with a heavy heart and a solemn face that I inform you that your relationship is, in fact, problematicā
Itās weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.
Donāt fuck me up like this

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HOW DO I GET A PLACE ON THE CREW OF THE LESBIAN SHUTTLE
Maybe if I sneek onto the shuttleā¦
Iām gonna snuggle myself aboard in the luggage <3_<3
someone tell NASA what aces are ffs. we already want to go to space, theyād be swarmed with volunteers.
You would be a Space Ace living on a Space Base :D
YESSSSSSS
Making it your happy Space Place :D
you. I like you. you speak my language
:D
I am glad my puns bring you joy <3
HUGS
Lesbian flight go
Lesbian/Ace Solidarity is conquering mars and then not letting the heterosexuals have the planet
Is there a place there for people who are bi?
<3 Bisexuals are welcome in space <3
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
JOIN US IN THE STARS