Gay Bar in a Mental Institution

It’s like having Spider Sense which is Constantly Tingling

can we please please please stop turning depression and suicide into this romanticised bullshit, like i wasn’t a ‘tortured soul’ or ‘an angel who wanted to go home’, i was sick and it was fucking exhausting and it took away my childhood and if depression is one thing then it’s ugly so don’t you dare try and make it into something beautiful.

Somehow this made me feel better

I reblogged this recently but it got better and ive been thinking and learning a lot abt love languages so

*blows a kiss under the stage* for the pit orchestra

*blows a kiss behind the stage* for the run crew

*blows a kiss to the rafters* for the phantom

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

What a gentleman

that dog’s tail went on a journey

new york freakin city babey

Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.

Well to be fair to Molly: Arthur, regularly tinkered with enchanting muggle things, against the law Bill, curse breaker and tomb raider for private (goblin run) corporation. Almost certainly has raided tombs that the Egyptian MoM and muggle government weren’t happy about. Charlie: illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently. Fred and George. Enough said. Ron is best friends with Harry Potter. Harry is always on some Bull Shit. Ginny idolized the Twins growing up. Literally the only person who she doesn’t have to worry about getting arrested on a daily basis is Percy. Who commits treason in the 7th book.

“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,

*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

oh. my. god.

this just in: short people can’t date

Forever shortie squad, forever alone

I have to tell my 6 foot father and my 5 foot mother that they must divorce eachother now.

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

Don’t fuck me up like this

HOW DO I GET A PLACE ON THE CREW OF THE LESBIAN SHUTTLE

Maybe if I sneek onto the shuttle…

I’m gonna snuggle myself aboard in the luggage <3_<3

someone tell NASA what aces are ffs. we already want to go to space, they’d be swarmed with volunteers.

You would be a Space Ace living on a Space Base :D

YESSSSSSS

Making it your happy Space Place :D

you. I like you. you speak my language

Lesbian flight go

Lesbian/Ace Solidarity is conquering mars and then not letting the heterosexuals have the planet

Is there a place there for people who are bi?

<3 Bisexuals are welcome in space <3

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

JOIN US IN THE STARS