found this monstrosity at the goodwill by my local food maxx (northern california)
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found this monstrosity at the goodwill by my local food maxx (northern california)

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this sign left no survivors
in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to âwrite about a character in a new, strange situation!â and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and iâll never quite forget my teacherâs face because it turns out she wanted âthis new school is scary, i hope i make friends!â and not a graphic description of a squid dying
every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them
The best use of magic in the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit movies is whenever Gandalf uses it to make his voice really loud to win an argument because I would do the same thing.

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I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was âFlirtingâ is both unfortunate and disappointing.
âhaha so what about that guy, huh?â
Me: what about him
âWell you seemed super into himâ
Me: what why
ââŚdude you were flirting all nightâ
Me:
Me: Whoms'tâ˘â˘
I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because âYou guys kept flirtingâ but I was like âWe were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.â I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was
âYou were laughing at everything TJ did!â
âHe paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. Thatâs fucking bonkersâ
Me: I canât sleep
Every source ever: donât get on your phone
Me:
*Lemony Snicket voice* The word âpoisonâ here can mean many things. âPoisonâ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, âpoisonâ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzcoâs poison⌠That poison.
i feel like i was just rick-rolled
guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers
musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!
guy whoâs about to invent the piano: oh, havenât you heard?
how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

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A room called âThe Doll Roomâ thatâs full of dolls is⌠mundane.
But a room called âThe Doll Roomâ that only has one doll in it? Thatâs fresh
If a person shows you their Doll Room and itâs full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, yâknow? Itâs normal, itâs a hobby
But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll⌠somethingâs going on with that one doll!
room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes
Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil
I just⌠love her⌠so much we donât deserve her
When youâve got low self esteem and are having a bad day
OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE
Itâs so....goofy đ
the struggle between âiâm too lazy to shave my legs plus itâs a nice fuck you to gender expectationsâ and âi want legs as smooth as baby dolphinsâ is so real

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Remember when justin timberlake was in ShrekÂ
âWhen youâre gay you can wear whatever you want!â
- my joyous acclamation after seeing my reflection wearing a comfy cardigan over an old tee